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pi day fun facts: i memorized 434 digits of pi in the sixth grade to beat a kid who claimed he knew 500 just bc he was an asshole

he knew six


teenage girls actually have to go through a lot of bullshit and the fact that it’s considered cool to make fun of them for being upset or emotional is kind of gross


when someone posts an unpopular opinion i agree with


"Its crazy what love can do, because just the sight of her can make my heart pound, being with her makes me crave staying with her and just knowing her existence crossed paths with mine makes me feels like i could do anything, and still make a moment perfect."

- Patrick Sundstrom (via psych-facts)

"If you’re ever lucky enough to find a girl who is a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind, you should hold onto that. Because she’ll be yours at two in the morning and at two in the afternoon the following day. She’ll kiss you where it hurts and until it hurts. And that’s important. Someone who not only knows how to turn you on but also knows how to treat you right is someone worth a little something… and a little more than usual."

"I am the girl who prefers to spend her Friday night curled up with her pillow, reading a good novel, and I am also the girl who likes to go out on a Saturday night and dance until the DJ plays his last song. I am the girl who wants to wear beat up converses and an oversized sweatshirt, and I am also the girl who owns over sixty dresses and too many shoes to count. Why did it become okay to say one is better than the other? Because I am all of that."

- Ming D. Liu, What is “better?” (via nonelikejesus)



[listens to a fall out boy song] yes this is my favorite [listens to another fall out boy song] this is also my favorite [listens to every fall out boy song] yes, my favorite






I want pancakes.

*sits in laps and lets you feed me pancakes on a fork*

This sounds suspiciously like the starting of a porn film.

*pancake drops onto chest*

"Well, I guess you’re just going to have to… Lick that off". 

Damn. How did I miss this? It’s a bit late. But I’ll still lick it off.



i was sitting on my couch and for a second i thought i was sitting in the ocean with the waves hitting me and then i remembered i wasn’t doing that and that i drank two diet cokes back to back and now i want to scream for no reason from every cell of my body i can’t feel my eyes

Surrealist shit right there


third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple



if someone gave this to me i would die

whcrawley thiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssss


i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone

All I ask for this birthday is to actually feel loved.
I haven’t felt loved in a really long time.
Like I know I’m loved, but it’s been months since I’ve felt it. Really truly felt it.