Tell me I’m cute or something so I can like roll my eyes at you but then blush when I think about it later
Right now I want to take all my painkillers…
And all my sleeping pills.
I want to feel loved.
But I’m not going to. Because I promised. And I keep my promises. I’m strong enough to do that.
"What’s your biggest fear?"
“To be right”
"What’s my biggest fear? Easy. Ending up like my father."
My biggest fear: pistanthrophobia
you just reinforced my fear of being left for someone else.
Favorite Films (in no particular order): Now You See Me (2013)
Watch closely, because the closer you think you are, the less you’ll actually see.
i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey was a bruise from where i accidentally shot myself in the neck with a nerf dart while trying 2 recreate a scene in star trek. my life is so pathetic even mum wants me 2 get some
accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell
can we just collectively agree as a generation that we aren’t going to care if each other’s houses are clean when we visit bc im gettin real sick of the “the house has to be spotless or our guests will judge us” deal my parents got goin on
none of us in this generation is going to be able to afford a house.
Welcome to the house i share with 30 people. My 4x4 foot square of space has been vacuumed for your visit.
GUYS THIS IS WHY ALL THOSE PHOTOS OF DANIEL RADCLIFFE WITH TWELVE DOGS KEPT POPPING UP THEY WERE FILMING
I liked it better when it was just DanRad randomly smoking while walking a million dogs