Sometimes I Really dislike my parents.
I just got woken up at this ungodly hour (9am. It’s the holidays….) to be told that my parents could possibly be getting a $59 flight to Auckland in which they can only take 7kgs of luggage (only on board.) All this so they can go watch a stupid Lawn Bowls final.
Meanwhile I’m sitting here going
“What is this shit, Mother!!?? You could have just left a note!!”